Ladies and gentlemen – good day to you.  Please relax and – if you are so inclined – loosen or remove your clothing.

Let me first offer my gratitude to each of the 60,000 visitors who spent an average of 1.14 minutes on my website Cash4-Nuclear-Waste-Storage.com in the last five days.  Thanks to the largess of the one in 2000 visitors who clicked an ad, I have realized almost thirty American dollars in advertising revenues --all of which have already been invested in Davidoff cigars.

My overwhelming success is tempered by the sober realization that I may have to tweak my business model.

Although most of you were from North America, almost every country was represented.  I have included a sampling of statistics. In particular, my thanks to that estimable Swedish gentleman (pictured to the right) who first posted my site on StumbleUpon. To you -- LegionOfStupor -- tack så mycket!

In the BarkBite tradition of the ironic fist in the silken glove, I suggest you visit my most recent site – Bank-Trade.com, in which you can buy your own American Bank at a steep discount – the perfect holiday gift for a friend who used to have everything. 

I wish to express gratitude to the many who sent fan E-Mail or suggestions.  Next time, however -- just click an ad. 

In the future, I will use this space to comment on interesting matters of science and whimsy.  I hope all of you – including my one visitor from Mozambique – will return for these pronouncements.

And finally -- to Marcy456: no, I have never used that position, and yes -- I am in fact a medical doctor.